While ugly Christmas sweater parties are all the rage these days (and rightly so; who doesn't love ironically sporting something they hate?), it's the people who wear ugly Christmas sweaters in earnest that deserve a kick in the shins. I can tolerate someone wearing one on December 24th or 25th (I'm talking about you, all the women in my family), but the people who wear them all season long? No, no, no!!! These are the people who always have the most hideous sweaters of them all: they are bedazzled, or they actually light up, and are almost always accompanied by cutesy, stupid Christmas earrings: light bulbs, snowmen, Christmas trees, Santa Clauses.
Do us all a favor and shove a Charlie Brown Christmas tree up your ass. 'Tis the season.
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