#5: Jay Mohr

This one is for Gen.

Ok, Jay Mohr, we get it. You're multi-talented. You have careers in comedy, sports, and film. You're a big shot. You have a skinny wife with huge, fish-like lips (which, I hear, is all the rage these days). So we're supposed to swoon? Please. You aren't funny. No, really. You're not. Your Christopher Walken impersonation sucks. Your Adam Sandler impersonation sucks. You aren't funny! Do you know what's funnier than you? Everything. Date rape is funnier than you. Hell, I'd even yuk it up at war crimes and genocide before I laughed at a joke you told. By the way, the only decent movies you've been in were 200 Cigarettes and Go, and trust me when I say they weren't good because of your cinematic contributions.

Also, your face is stupid. It makes me angry just to look at you. So do the world a favor: kick yourSELF in the shins, and go the fuck away.